Joe BeeinSlackjawOffice Busybody Can’t Do It Alone, But Manages AnywayShe just needed someone to step up and bring the cutlery.·4 min read·16 hours ago----
Joe BeeinThe HavenMy 71-Year-Old Mother Wrote a Kink-Positive Adult Children’s Book For Gay MenI wish I were kidding.·6 min read·2 days ago--1--1
Joe BeeinThe HavenGod Owes Nigerian Gangsters MoneyThey say I owe them, but technically, God does.·5 min read·Apr 10, 2024--1--1
Joe BeeinThe HavenReflections in a Teenage EyeThree drawings of me by deranged eighth-graders.·4 min read·Apr 8, 2024----
Joe BeeinThe HavenLimp ExpectationsWhen you hire the Bizkit, you get the Bizkit.·5 min read·Apr 6, 2024----
Joe BeeinThe HavenTop 3 Times My Sister Thought I Was GayAnd I’m not even counting the Jared Leto body pillow.·5 min read·Apr 2, 2024--3--3
Joe BeeinThe HavenInsufferable White Woman To Perform Kambo CeremonyWhat could go wrong?·3 min read·Mar 31, 2024--4--4
Joe BeeinThe HavenVisit New Orleans, Where Even The Rats Are HighRats eating marijuana out of evidence lockers is “not a new problem,” says the NOPD.·3 min read·Mar 16, 2024----
Joe BeeLiberals: Don’t Be Gaslit Into Thinking You’re SmartI see what they’re doing, and I’m here to help.·4 min read·Mar 14, 2024--1--1
Joe BeeinThe HavenRest In Power, Gentle ScreechExposing those responsible for the death of Dustin Diamond.·3 min read·Mar 13, 2024----