Joe BeeinThe HavenGod Owes Nigerian Gangsters MoneyThey say I owe them, but technically, God does.·5 min read·Apr 10, 2024--1--1
Joe BeeinThe HavenReflections in a Teenage EyeThree drawings of me by deranged eighth-graders.·4 min read·Apr 8, 2024----
Joe BeeinThe HavenLimp ExpectationsWhen you hire the Bizkit, you get the Bizkit.·5 min read·Apr 6, 2024----
Joe BeeinThe HavenTop 3 Times My Sister Thought I Was GayAnd I’m not even counting the Jared Leto body pillow.·5 min read·Apr 2, 2024--3--3
Joe BeeinThe HavenInsufferable White Woman To Perform Kambo CeremonyWhat could go wrong?·3 min read·Mar 31, 2024--4--4
Joe BeeinThe HavenVisit New Orleans, Where Even The Rats Are HighRats eating marijuana out of evidence lockers is “not a new problem,” says the NOPD.·3 min read·Mar 16, 2024----
Joe BeeLiberals: Don’t Be Gaslit Into Thinking You’re SmartI see what they’re doing, and I’m here to help.·4 min read·Mar 14, 2024--1--1
Joe BeeinThe HavenRest In Power, Gentle ScreechExposing those responsible for the death of Dustin Diamond.·3 min read·Mar 13, 2024----
Joe BeeinThe HavenA Beginner’s Guide To CryptoCryptocurrency doesn’t have to be a mystery, especially when you have a guide like me.·4 min read·Mar 8, 2024--1--1
Joe BeeinThe HavenI Was The Target of an Eighth Grade Diss TrackI was his English teacher until he got expelled. Now he’s going to expel me…from life.·4 min read·Mar 6, 2024----