📝 I write books, I’m 1.95m tall, and I can fly! 🦸‍♂️ … one of these statements may be false. https://englishwritingcoach.uk/links

Jack of many trades, Master of... a couple?, lawn chair philosopher, nature lover, Predicament Realist, PantheiAgnostAtheiDaoist, natura(l)ist, combat vet.

Cartoonist, science fan, PhD, eukaryote. Doesn't eat cats, dogs, nor other animals. 1,000x Bottom Writer. davidbclear.com

Published in the NY Times, McSweeney’s, More Mirth of a Nation, Data Juice, and Journal of Sandcastle Engineering. Which one is the lie?

Retired high school social studies teacher in Michigan’s Up North. I’m a Presbyterian spinster, but I’m no Angel.

Lifelong marketing guy turned writer of satire and suspense. I live outside of Philadelphia and can't shake the writing bug. Sorry.