Grammar Tips For Closeted Fraternity Bros

The Greek system can be close-minded. Bring your best grammar.

Joe Bee
4 min readSep 20, 2023

Well, folks, let’s dive into a topic as complex and nuanced as a Rubik’s Cube on a rollercoaster: sexuality. It’s a wild spectrum; don’t let anyone convince you otherwise.

It’s a constantly evolving masterpiece, and what you feel today might take a U-turn tomorrow. It’s like a rich tapestry, and if you find yourself a tad befuddled while showering with your fraternity brothers, don’t sweat it; you’re not alone in this labyrinth of desires.

Fraternities, historically, have been the playgrounds where straight dudes gather to swig drinks, party, and chase college girls. They’re these secluded societies with an oath of silence and a strong emphasis on brotherhood. But, sometimes, that brotherhood can get a tad…intimate.

You can try to deny it all you want, but after a round of cheap chardonnay and some discount cocaine, your primal urges for your fellow brothers might stage a coup.

The unfortunate reality is that fraternities haven’t exactly been the poster children for embracing same-sex relationships. If the chapter president catches wind of what went down between you and Tyler in the basement during the Friday Flaming Dr. Pepper Freakout Party, he might haul you in…