Grammar Tips To Trick People Into Thinking You’re Smart
People will believe anything, especially when you’re a grammar machine.
In the grand scheme of things, whether you’re truly brainy or just bluffing doesn’t hold much water because genuinely smart folks can sniff out the imposters faster than a fart in a library. Now, this little piece isn’t for those brainiacs; it’s for those who want to sound smart.
Why, you ask? Because sounding smart can be even more critical than being smart — it’s like holding a golden ticket to Epstein’s admiration island, and folks desperate to seem intelligent will gladly throw their money your way.
I’m guessing you’re on friendly terms with cash, right?
So, here’s the scoop, my friend — a handful of fancy grammar tips that’ll make people think you’ve got the IQ of Einstein, even if you’re just cleverly regurgitating them like a well-trained parrot.
Let’s get one thing straight: You don’t need to sprinkle these all over your everyday writing like dollar bills at an all-ages drag show. But it sure helps to have these in your arsenal because correcting someone’s grammar is like waving a flag that screams, “Hey, look at me; I’m sharp Kamala Harris.”
