How To Become An Insufferable Ass In Three Easy Steps
Are you worried that you might be too polite? Do you go through your routine trying to be considerate and genial? If that’s the case, you’re in luck because I might have just what you need.
I’m not saying that being an insufferable ass is the life for you, but it will help you get a leg up in America. All the most successful people are rude, entitled monsters in their own way.
Steve Jobs was notorious for treating people, even his own family, like shit. Elon Musk drives his employees so hard that they want to put a power drill to their temple. Oprah Winfrey once put a saddle on her housekeeper and rode him around her mansion for an afternoon.
Jay-Z shot his older brother. Ezra Miller, star of D.C.’s upcoming “The Flash” movie, choked a woman outside of a bar. Bill Gates bought up most of America’s farmland so he can control the food supply and make you send him nudes if you want to eat.
I’m not saying all successful people are degenerates, but there’s a direct correlation between being an insufferable ass and success. If you want to rise to the top and crush those beneath you, here are three ways to do it:
