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The Top 5 SEXIEST Male Politicians 2023
Politicians don’t get enough credit.
Not only are they out there every day fighting to make life better for the people of America, and they do it while expecting nothing in return.
They get lambasted as parasites, reptiles, greedy pieces of shit, corrupt, and inside stock trading criminals, but that’s unfair.
They’re public servants who know what’s best for you, even when it feels intrusive or violates your civil liberties. They’re smarter, better, and more righteous than you’ll ever be; it’s time to give credit where credit is due.
Politicians could easily wear elaborate robes, carry golden scepters, and horsewhip commoners in the street as it is their birthright, but they don’t, and I think they don’t get enough praise for their restraint. We elected them because they’re morally superior, but we don’t talk enough about how goddamn sexy they are.
The media showcases babes like Alexandria Ocasia Cortez, Nancy Pelosi, Lauren Boebert, and Tulsi Gabbard, but what about the guys in Washington keeping it tight and bringing sexy to the Congressional chambers?
It’s about time we shine a light on these hunks, so here are the five SEXIEST male politicians of 2023.
