Joe BeeinThe HavenMy Dad Told Me I Look Like J.D. Vance, And We Aren’t SpeakingSo, I look like a youth pastor with a terrible secret? Thanks.2d ago42d ago4
Joe BeeinThe HavenThe Republican National Convention Is Grindr’s “Super Bowl”Sources inside the gay dating app claim traffic increases significantly during the RNC, and it’s easy to see why.Jul 17Jul 17
Joe BeeinThe HavenBidets Are Not “Gay,” DadOpening my father’s eyes to the marvels of a clean anus.Jul 112Jul 112
Joe BeeinThe HavenWho Really Runs America?After Biden’s disastrous debate performance, it’s time to shed some light on who’s running the show.Jul 33Jul 33
Joe BeeinThe HavenThe Sinner’s Guide To Getting Into HeavenIt’s harder than ever to enter Paradise. You need a plan.Jul 1Jul 1
Joe BeeinThe HavenIn Honor Of Pride Month, I Rewatched “Bros.”The gayest movie ever made deserves more love.Jun 20Jun 20
Joe BeeinThe HavenPetty Theft In Your 40sThe do’s, the don’ts, and how to feel alive again.Jun 191Jun 191
Joe BeeinThe HavenAnthony Bourdain on the 2024 US Open at PinehurstAbandon all hope ye who push a tee shot.Jun 12Jun 12
Joe BeeinThe HavenFrom The Desk Of Principal Amy CunnighamIt’s been a rollercoaster year. Only one student lost a thumb.May 221May 221
Joe BeeinThe HavenAnthony Bourdain’s Resignation Letter From Applebee’s“An ounce of sauce covers a multitude of sins.”May 93May 93